Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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