Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sext me about skeletons
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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