Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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