i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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