And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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