I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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