Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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