Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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