You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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