Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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