My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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