I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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