Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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