Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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