why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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