Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I need help removing her.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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