the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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