thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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