I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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