Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The uberlube is also flammable
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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