she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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