Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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