I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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