Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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