I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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