we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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