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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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