I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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