Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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