Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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