There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
