question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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