Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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