babies were throwing up all over the place
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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