chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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