what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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