And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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