She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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