so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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