Don't you send me to vm
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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