Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
