So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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