I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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