i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.