guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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