awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
it glows. i had to have it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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