Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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