The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'm really busy with my period
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