you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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