But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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