i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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