you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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