Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So much rum. So many feels.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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