I hate all girls vehemently.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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