Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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